The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James is the ONLY Branson attraction where you spend money for the chance to make money. It could be the easiest way to swim in cash without waiting for inflation to make you into both a millionaire and a peasant.
What reason could you possibly have for not buying this GIF? You might say, "Because it's worthless." And to that I'd reply, "So are fiat currencies, including The Dollar." Sounds like an even trade to me.