10 hours ago
Right, a post watershed warning on this one for all of you this evening:
🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Tonight on the (Cotswolds) Jen-emy Kyle show I’d like you to give a big welcome to my first guests my #sluttyeggs and Mr R’s #supersperm 😳😳😳😳😳
(I’m really sorry, even I felt a little sick at that one..) Now let’s make it clear that the slutty eggs were not always so promiscuous. In the early days, they were strong and resistant to temptation. They knew to “just say no” (another retro reference for you there...)
❌❌❌❌❌ That is, until they met our next guest...let’s bring out #endometriosis
Now endo, you gradually ate away at that strong, determined outer layer of the eggs didn’t you, until gradually they cracked up and were damaged beyond repair! You left them unable to say no, didn’t you?
❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ Now, super sperm you came onto the scene and those slutty old eggs let more than one of you come to play didn’t they?! That rendered both of you utterly useless didn’t it; unable to perform as Mother Nature intended!
❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome my final guests: the doctors at @oxfordfertility 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
They saw what was going on here after the first round of standard IVF and they decided to use icsi: intracytoplasmic sperm injection next time. Instead of letting the super sperm loose in the #petridish with the slutty eggs they’re going to select one sperm and inject it straight into one egg. Yes, it’s a (Cotswolds) Jen-emy Kyle first. ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 Join us in a few weeks time when we’ll be welcoming back some of tonight’s guests to see how they all got on.
Up next, we’ll be asking did Jen really go to the gym or has she found a convincing sweaty, red face filter...we get the results of the lie detector after the break...