12 minutes ago
Squirt may be happy to sit on random benches gazing thoughtfully into the distance but, let me be clear, I am not Squirt. I am not here to please my humans, or to co-operate with their wishes (unless that human is called ‘Dad’, of course). So I sit, below the bench, on the bare, ugly concrete, and I glower at The Less Favoured Human when she suggests a photo. A photo, friends, rather than a snack ~ Bracken.