pisstake Photos & Videos

20 hours ago

When you get a hire car that breaks down after 40 mins, you wait 1.5 hours for the car to be recovered on a flat bed, followed by a 7-8 hour wait for another car to be given to you, then you get charged for not returning the first car with a full tank 😂😂😂😂 well done @Hertz , @hertzroadtrip , @thriftycarrental 🤦‍♂️ #joke #carhire #nocar #breakdown #travel #journey #hertz #thrifty #charged #renault #hyundai #hirecar #carrental #pisstake #funny #ireland #england #travelling #travelblogger #instagram #advert #marketing #bad

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1 day ago

You’re thinking to yourself, but of sun today... nice. You get home and realise your heading back to the burns unit 🤣🤣🤣

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1 day ago

As i sat I looked across at these two empty seats and thought ...how many times have they been sat on? How many journys were started on it.. I feel so humble and blessed to be in a place I can site on a train and feel super safe..positive vibes.. ..🙏 #o3 #positivevibes #spiritual #photography #photo #photographer #translink #doneisbetterthanperfect #bs #lol #tag #hashtag #funny #super #supersafe #supervibs # #pisstake #takingthepiss #instagood #love #loveyourself #blessed #superhappy

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2 days ago

Please enjoy my piss take photos of myself from my comp the other weekend 🤣 the photographer took so many incredible shots 🙌 & some questionable, not because of their abilities whatsoever👌... but because of their subject aka meeeee 😂😂😂. I post so much serious stuff about my training ect which is bloody fantastic 💪 but honestly.... I'm just a goofy chick at heart who loves to have fun & laugh, if I can't laugh at myself then who can I laugh at freely 😉😊💅. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ #funtimes #funnypics #strongmancompetion #lamebutfunny #quotes #beyourself #havefun #whysoserious #laughatyourself #laughingisgoodforthesoul #goofy #behappy #pisstake #funnyphoto #kegrun #vikingpress #duckwalk #deadlift #tyreflips #smiley #unattractive #liftingpics

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3 days ago

I am just genuinely lost for words.. has anyone else ever been mocked by their treadmill? 😂😂😂😂😂 #pisstake 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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4 days ago

Happy Valentine’s Day to my one love, never answers me back, always looks at me with so much love, gives me endless amount of attention and gives the best cuddles. What more could a girl want? ♥️ 🤣 #pisstake @princess_honey_the_sausage

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4 days ago

Bring your own cup an money keep receipt.....free cup between 2pm an 3pm!!!!! Just got hang job out for another 3 hours now. #pisstake #milk #howlongonsite

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4 days ago

Day 100: Finally. Wow! We finally made it. 100 days of consecutive posting. I couldn’t have done it without my sponsors, family, friends, and of course all of my wonderful followers. I hope that this journey has opened you all up to what it is really like to live for 100 days in the shoes of someone else. We only see the best of peoples lives as they selected only the greatest moments to share. Not me. You have seen me drive home from the bus, take eggs to my boss, play piano and complete many more daily activities. It also has taught me to never listen to @kesh_raju_ if he tells you to post for 100 days. I hope this inspirational quote gives you all the courage to share the Gods news. #pisstake #fortnite #nice #cool #genderrevealparty #thisisella

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5 days ago

A new drug that I'm manufacturing that helps stop people* getting offended when they see my artwork and calling the police. (Note this is actually not a real product and I am in no way affiliated with any form of drug production and if you truly believe everything I write is real,  consider psychiatric help). . Artwork content not suitable for minors, easily offended people or restaurant owners. I am not responsible for hurt feelings or loss of tears. Calls to the police should ONLY be made during actual emergencies and not because some drawings caused you emotional distress. Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Probably Coincidental.** . . *By people, I mean exclusively male only. . . **I'm also really tired of having to include really long disclaimers on my artwork because people keep getting offended and calling the authorities. #pills #drugs #pharmacy #health #lifestyle #satire #joke #pisstake #offended #triggered #snowflake #millenials #sjw #bollox #bollocks #balls #restaurantowners #bonitoflakes #yijart #art #artwork #sculpture #clay #resin

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6 days ago

I know what you're all thinking...... . . "TAKE MY MONEY!"

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1 week ago

it's your money spend it how & where u want....

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1 week ago

Being all candid and natural 😅

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1 week ago

This is Joke Schauvliege, who up until four days ago, was an environment minister in Belgium. Joke stepped down after a recent controversy. To highlight this, I've stuck a moody black and white filter over her. Joke is now famous for two things: 1. For falsely claiming that school environment strikes were set up by 'unnamed powers'. 2. For having the most apt first name in history because she is, without doubt, a fucking joke. Joke if you're reading this, I hope you recognise that school environment strikes are not some sort of conspirational movement. They are a result of millions of pissed off kids who don't want to go to school, because they don't have a future to look forward to. They realise, as I hope you do, that climate change is not a joke. #schoolstrikes #gretathurnberg #climatechange #belgium #environment #joke #pisstake

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6 months ago

cannot wait to be able to do this again!!! excuse the fake tan fail, I have improved since then... #pisstake

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