19 hours ago
***Fem Fresh & Slimming Clubs*** (Yes, I felt it appropriate to look longingly at the can for paramount product placement 🤷🏼♀️) So, recently I made a purchase.
Something I’d never even considered buying before.
In fact I didn’t even know such a thing existed.. But alas..
Here we are…
And I can announce.. Loud
That I am now the owner of a can of Fem Fresh.. I promise I’ll expand on this in a sec but before I continue, I’d like to just point out that I don’t consider myself to be deodorantly challenged in the Dawson’s Creek department, if ya know what I’m sayin’ Hun.
However, After a conversation with one of my friends, who uses lemony scented Fem Fresh before a night out in case she ‘gets lucky’, I found myself with a bizarre and over whelming envy…
Yep that lemony vagina envy.
And upon this revelation, I wasn’t going to stop until I got one’a my own…
(Apparently lemon is in demand so I had to settle for peach meh)
Anyway.. The whole thing reminded me of when we all went through a phase of wearing Rockport boots as school shoes.
Yep that actually happened.
I mean, who’s f*cking idea was that?
I used to think it was Peer Pressure
BUT isn’t it more about Peer Belonging?
Feeling like you BELONG somewhere?
Whether that’s wearing Rockports and knee socks with a box pleated knee length skirt (eye roll)
Or feeling the need to join Slimming World (and such like) time and time again because isn’t that what everyone’s doing? Isn’t that the DONE thing? Isn’t it like some weird comfort blanket? Even when it doesn’t work for you?
Like me with my lemony vagina envy.. The premise of .. Well, other people are doing it so I won’t I look like a total knob head in my Rockies, box pleated skirt and knee length socks.
I mean it’s true is it not?
If other sheeple, ahem, I mean.. PEOPLE.. Are all doin’ it.
If it’s the done thing.. Then don’t you have to follow the crowd?
But aren’t we often deflated with the results?
With the reality of it?
I know a peachy vag deffo wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
See, my very own Fem fresh fiasco reminds me of... (continued in the comments below