22 hours ago
Some folks have asked: “Hey, CWH, are you in Sword Of Trust, the new indie comedy about a family trying to pawn a Civil War heirloom?” No ... But I’m in the restraining order the producers filed after I crashed the set. (In my defense, I didn’t know a Guest Star had to be invited.)
I auditioned (persistently) for Nerdy Pawnbroker No. 2. But the producers said I was “too suave and ruggedly handsome” for such a small role, as they eased me towards the door and called in their friend named Security to personally escort me to my car. Which was a nice gesture.
So another Hollywood movie about the Civil War has decided, in its infinite wisdom, that it does NOT need my talents. It reminds me of the time I walked off the set of Cold Mountain because they said I had to “stick to the script and not mention McClellan.” #ExcuseMe #ImAnArtist #WTF #Hollywood #movies #film #cinema #CivilWar #swordoftrustmovie