12 hours ago
February 18, 2019.
Mom got to stay home all day today so that was pretty cool. But the real highlight of my day I’d have to say was finding this little plastic packet of salad dressing that humans get at those stores with tons of food. Anyways, I found it on our walk and decided it smelled AMAZING and I had to have it. So I got it and started munching on it but mom wasn’t too pleased so she tried to get it out of my mouth. Eventually she got it but most of the dressing went on her mittens. I grabbed one of them and started munching on that instead which mom thought wouldn’t be too bad until I started tearing it apart and made mom really unhappy. Fast forward to the end of our walk, she puts it in the sink to wash because grandma said she could fix it. I grab it out so she washes it and puts it on the shelf in the bathtub thinking I couldn’t grab it that way. Ha did I prove her wrong. When she went into the kitchen I climbed into the bathtub, not as easy at it looks though, let me tell you. But I guess I was too loud since mom came looking for me and picked me up out of the tub and closed the bathroom door. So now I’m just waiting for her to forget why she closed the door and then I’ll sneak back in. Sounds like a good plan, no?