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• MY NEXT GUEST...NEEDS INTRODUCTION • .
AND then there is this guy. He’s super quiet on social media. His habitat is Toronto, ON. He works for some sort of sports league. He takes pictures of ducks, street signs, those who are genetically related to him, concert stubs and other very random things. Some of you may have seen the evidence of his existence in Kingston, YES Kingston the other day. He’s got consent. He does not contribute unsolicited comments on my posts. He may overextend the use of emojis in his personal communication. He’s kinda smart too. Maybe slightly humorous. I like him, but he already knows that. He also appreciates my unwavering discretion. Questions? Feel free to cross-examine. He may not answer. Possibly in emojis. Also, last I checked, Malcolm-Pants is his counsel of choice. Questionable. 🤔 - @agesdaniel 😉😉😉 #thisguy #reallife #whereivebeen #evidence #iminsomuchtrouble #notsorry #exposed #truthbomb #mynextguest #jrfloorhockey